Long Term GFE PSA

“So I'm looking for a long term GFE - ”

Imagine this is a 2000s era PSA and time just slowed down to a stop and I'm the only one left animated and I'm staring directly into the camera with a real concerned look on my face. And here's my message - Not a single once have I ever had a conversation that started this way that didn't end with “wow, thats way too expensive.”

It's baffling. For reference, a three day GFE is two hundred dollars. That's three days of attention and flirting, nudes whenever you want em, and as many nuts as you can manage. Alright, so that's almost 70$ per day. Let's assume I only give you eight hours of my attention, tho in reality it's closer to 12-15. minimum wage. Alright, so already this is kind of not a great deal on my end. I do it because a) I like getting to know my clients, y'all are interesting b) I have a lot of free time, the lump sum is worth more to me than an hourly pay. It's a matter of personal preference, many sellers won't do GFE and I don't blame them. It's a pretty insane bang for your buck.

So let's press play on our PSA real quick. Everyone zooms back into existence. I put on a real polite pained smile, and I ask the nice man how long he wants the GFE for.

“How much do you charge per month?”

Let's press pause again for a second. Based on the prices you saw above, two hundred for three days, how much do you think a month might be worth? Pretend we're in math class. Three days is 200 dollars, there are 30 days to a month, comes out to two thousand dollars. Sound like a lot? Well I thought so too, I thought, I can't possibly ask this guy to pay an entire month of rent on me no matter how mathematical sense it makes! It makes me feel sleazy!

So here's what I thought, I thought hey I'm already okay with getting a little less in exchange for a guaranteed sum, why not just meet this guy in the middle. I'll charge him 1000$ for the month, I'll take the half pay, and we will both be happy. Him because he gets a ONE THOUSAND DOLLAR discount, and me because I can just relax and enjoy the GFE - no strangers no hustling no fussing over time extensions no trying to time the cumshots just right. It'll be perfect.

So let's press play on this PSA, and find out what the nice gentlemen thinks about my offer, shall we?

“What the fuck. That's way too much! You're too expensive.”

Mother...fffffffffucker. I'm on call 24/7, that's barely a dollar an hour. Whats your baseline here? Fucking slavery? I'm not making an absurd comparison here, the sex workers who offer those uber cheap services are being human trafficked dude. They're not consenting to this work.

So what is going on here? Why is it that every single time someone asks me for long term GFE, they flip out over the price? How come nobody is ever like “oh damn, I think I underestimated the going market price for the service I'm looking for.” Why is it always you're too expensive waaaah and I could get it cheaper from slave labor!

I have no clue. The closest I can come up with is that about half of the people asking to buy long term GFE actually use different phrasing, something closer to “I want to buy a sub” or “I want you to be my slave how much is that.” And so maybe it's that the kind of person who thinks you can just buy another human is also the kind of person who doesn't put much value on human life or labor?

Or maybe there's another obvious explanation, just outside of my field of vision. If you know what it is, you know where to find me.